50 Things She Wish You Knew Universal truths that all men should--but don't--understand 1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick shift. 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick. 16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.) 17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a. ...having a fat day. b. ...not feeling "connected" to you. c. ...blackmailing you to get something I want. 18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. 19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it. 20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. 21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies. 22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. 23. You should never tell me what to do. 24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast. 25. My breasts love much licking and sucking. 26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes. 27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice. 28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead. 29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color. 30. I want to be Madonna. 31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers. 32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand. 33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby. 34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now. 35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving. 36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this. 37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking.... 38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times. 39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. 40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points. 41. I love it when you're sweaty. 42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. 43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses. 44. I like porn. 45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands. 46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. 47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read... 48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat. 49. I remember everything about our relationship. 50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you. ========================== 50 Things She Wish You Knew Universal truths that all men should--but don't--understand 1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 1. ehhhh 2. Real men drive stick shift. 2. mm, men should KNOW how to drive a stick. 3. I will leave if you lie. 3. 100% true. learn to communicate instead of lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 4. depends on the guy 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 5. ??? no 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 6. yes sometimes 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 7. depends greatly on ur attitude and tone when u say it. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 8. ??? 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 9. 100% true 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 10. i dunno about turned on, but i'm excited and happy. 11. I expect you to call me. 11. I expect you to call me.....sometimes. I dont like getting calls all the time. I'm busy so i dont wanna be on the phone all day and nite. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 12. AGREE 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 13. TRUE 14. girls tend to make this mistake. we tend to make excuses for u in our minds to justify why we're still w/ u. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick. 15. ??? not true. I really just prefer some relax time. massage or back scratch. 16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.) 16. Define bad.... 17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a. ...having a fat day. b. ...not feeling "connected" to you. c. ...blackmailing you to get something I want. 17. ??? ..Not true 18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. 18. not just ur shoes... 19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it. 19. ??? i guess 20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. 20. disagree. 21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies. 21. Women will always think ahead. we plan things and we always make sure everything is perfect and whatever ur thinking is already done. We can only wish our men were so thoughtful. 22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. 22. Agree. if ur hot. 23. You should never tell me what to do. 23. Agree .. however u may offer suggestions 24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast. 24. Disagree, but occasional surprise is kewl. (make sure u know what she likes to eat for breakfast and dont WAKE her up. wait till shes about to wake up) 25. My breasts love much licking and sucking. 25. ...... 26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes. 26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.....IF UR HOT 27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice. 27. because we are honored that you value our opinion in ur life. 28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead. 28. True, but also depends on how he leads. lead in a suggesting way, not a forceful way. 29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color. 29. *shrug* 30. I want to be Madonna. 30. not really... 31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers. 31. for some girls its true.... but u should always be clean everywhere. 32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand. 32. its nice. 33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby. 33. true.... eating a peach?? 34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now. 34. HAHAHA... not all the time, but the occasional reassurance that we are important to u and what we mean to u is nice to hear. 35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving. 35. GIFTS!!! 36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this. 36. See # 34 37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking.... 37. True 38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times. 38. Discussion?? it depends but jsut dont keep talking about what u guys used to do or what she bought u. Dont act like u miss her. 39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. 39. true 40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points. 40. disagree... for me at least. It puts pressure on me to give back. every few months it wayyy too often. 41. I love it when you're sweaty. 41. HELL NO. Sweaty men are disgusting. HELL NO... go shower... ALSO! if ur face is oily, dont put ur face against mine. My face is always cleaner than urs. 42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. 42. Every girl has different tastes. not always a good idea. 43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses. 43. *shrug* nice to see ur happy to see me tho 44. I like porn. 44. I dont mind it at all 45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands. 45. not necesarily. 46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. 46. not really... 47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read... 47. AGREE! every person knows in their heart if they're cheating or not. Cheating is defined by the heart, not only by ur actions. 48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat. 48. TRUE 49. I remember everything about our relationship. 49. i guess... good stuff only. 50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you. 50. HAHAHA... true i guess. altho guys never do.. =============== 50 Things She Wish You Knew Universal truths that all men should--but don't--understand 1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. whenever you say, mean it. doesn't matter where or when.... 2. Real men drive stick shift. real men don't need to do anything to prove to the world that they're real men. just know how to drive... 3. I will leave if you lie. without blinking an eye 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). you are cute regardless of what you wear, i would think if i am your gf then i would see pass all the material stuff and just see you for your vibrant personality. 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. agree, if i think im pregnant i have ever reason to obsess about it... just because there's always those freak stories... 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. unexpected hugs or display of affections are just appreciated. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. "fine" is never an appropriate response to anything... 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. actually... i agree. if im happy in the relationship, i think about the guy, if im unhappy i think about other people. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. *sigh* agree.... 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. i dunno about turned on... but i get really giddy and happy...or an unexpected call in the middle of the day. 11. I expect you to call me. i expect you to call me... whenever you miss me.... 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. no man should ever wear leather pants....EVER!! 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. i know a lot of girls are scared of this and i used to be too, but i believe that when you meet the right guy, this isn't a fear that's justified because he wouldn't take away your independence just like you wouldn't take away his. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. forgiving him is giving yourself and the relationship another chance... of course it's easy for me to say because im just forgetful. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick. HAHAHAha! NO!! there is no get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. 16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.) 100% agree... it's just taking time for it to sink in.... 17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a. ...having a fat day. b. ...not feeling "connected" to you. c. ...blackmailing you to get something I want. omg.. no! wtf! 18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. disagree 19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it. disagree...i dont even own a debbie gibson cd and i dunno how to use it. 20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. no, you should compare with me!! 21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies. agree! any thoughtful gesture that's out of the oridinary is greatly appreciated! 22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. see #4 23. You should never tell me what to do. unless i am totally clueless... 24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast. no. although it would be a really nice gesture 25. My breasts love much licking and sucking. HAhaha... 26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes. i dunno if i would say yes, but i will definitely give you a chance... as oppose to just ignoring you. 27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice. im impressed if you ask for help when you need it....please stop with the macho an attitude. 28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead. don't be a girl...if i want a girl, i'll be a lesbian. 29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color. ..... sure.... when in doubt, wear black. 30. I want to be Madonna. no. 31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers. please groom!!! 32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand. 33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby. HAhaa, agree... anything that makes you seem handy and capable...yes hold that peach...don't bruise it...just hold it. oOooo! 34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now. i can't read mind...so tell me. 35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving. anything that lets me know you are thinking of me... doesn't have to be a gift, for example taking time outta your lunch hour to come see me or stopping by the market to get me ice cream before you see me = more loving. 36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this. 100% agree. 37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking.... yep... whether consciously or subconsciously 38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times. if you have nothing to hide, it doesn't have to be avoided... but don't talk like you wish you were back with her.... 39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. yep...communicate with me. 40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points. uh no. i hardly even celebrate my annual one... why? because celebrating your relationship should be a day to day thing, not just once a year. 41. I love it when you're sweaty. hAHhaa... suuurre.... now go shower. 42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. ideas ... sure. have them plan for you... NO. 43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses. agree... like you haven't seen her in forevers, even if it's only been a few hours. 44. I like porn. i dont hate it.... just don't try to act anything out that you learn watching porn in the bedroom. 45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands. haha. im not a butt person....and if i was... don't fart in my hand! 46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. agree 47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read... 100% agree.. 48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat. agree 49. I remember everything about our relationship. personally im super forgetful... and the things i remember are either... REALLY good.. or REALLY bad. 50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you. disagree... i don't expect guys to be able to read minds, just use your common sense. ==================================